The central character in this poem was real. The nucleus for the idea of the story-line had its origins in a C&W song by Marty Robbins called Mr. Shorty.
     Dave hails from Western Australia. He was a good friend for 5o years.
                                          (Dave passed away in 2017 - R.I.P.). 

                          “What we’ve got here ... is a failure to comm-uni-cate!”
        - Frank Pierson (writer);  uttered by Strother Martin in Cool Hand Luke, 1967.

'Shorty'  or  Dave

'Shorty'  or  Dave


Nobody knew much about him,
A quiet man, from out of ‘The West’;
Fitting in right,
In spite of his height,
He’d prove one of our best. 

Obviously, not a large man,
And in fact, he was rather quite short;
Yet his lack of size,
’Twas just a disguise,
A lesson we all soon were taught. 

Claimed to’ve been mainly workin’,
Aiming for a farm, trying to save;
“Shorty’s my name,
But if it’s all the same,
I prefer being called, simply ... ‘Dave’!” 

Being proud of that tag of ‘Nasho’,
Never seen to shirk any task;
Guts he didn’t lack,
Humping full pack,
Carried out each chore, they would ask. 

In his eyes, you could read a story,
A back he was willing to bend;
Though some had tried,
Unable to ride,
Unbroken, he stayed till the end. 

I recall that day, in the jungle,
A Vietnamese young boy, lying dead;
Tears in his eye,
‘Shortie’ just asked me: “Why?”
Tenderly cradling his head. 

Stumbling out from this ‘bar’, during leave,
Grinning, as he lit up a ‘cig’;
Rejected once more,
This time shown the door,
Knocked back for being ‘too big’. 

One night in a ‘club’, in ‘Vungers’,
Buying a girl, from an old Mama San,
Large Yank like a lout,
Called out with a shout:
“Hey Shorty! She needs a real man!” 

Sitting at tables with comrades,
Drinking, playing euchre or poker;
Clearly affected,
By booze I suspected,
‘Big Jim’ an M.P. played the joker. 

‘Shorty’ at this stage ignored him,
Enquiring, how the young girl might feel;
If paid for one night,
He’d treat her just right,
Eager nod indicated a deal. 

Yet, the Yank continued to taunt him,
Ignorance, ’twas part of his ilk:
“ ‘Shorty’ you know,
If you wanna grow,
You ‘oughta’ try drinking more milk!” 

Both eyes of this little man narrowed,
All friendliness wiped from his face;
Gone was the smile,
There for awhile,
Hate had now taken its place. 

When ‘Shorty’ spoke, he made certain,
Everyone present had heard;
Whilst slowly turning,
Yank’s ears now burning,
As he emphasised every word. 

“I can tell that you’re lookin’ for trouble,
And I’m aware, I’m not very tall;
Yet here North or South,
If it comes to a ‘mouth’,
Yours makes mine look very small !” 

 ‘Big Jim’ pushed back hard on his chair,
Emptying the remains of his glass;
Those all around him,
Supporters about him,
‘Mates’ slapping his back, let him pass. 

‘Shorty’s’ hands now on guard, in position,
Two feet balanced, just right on the floor;
I hadn’t seen him,
Ever looking so grim,
I’d never seen him angry before. 

’Twas clear that he was now ready,
He leaned slightly forward, and said:
“ ‘Shorty’, you see,
Follows a ‘Mr.’ for me!”
The Yank’s face now fuming bright red. 

The bar room ’twas brewing in silence,
As the ‘loud-mouth’ stepped out on the floor;
Everyone stopped,
Everyone shocked,
A ‘CLOSED’ sign quickly hung on the door. 

A smashed glass became a cruel weapon,
‘Big Jim’ scowled, tightening his grip;
“ ‘Mr.’ be damned!”
Lashing out his right hand,
Jagged edge matched the snarl on his lip. 

Both ‘Shorty’s’ hands, fast as lightning,
And his two feet, also the same;
Short trip with boot,
Short jab followed suit,
Clearly living up to his name. 

‘The big bloke’ hadn’t even connected,
Disrespect had brought him undone;
Felled like a tree,
Right next to me,
Damage to Shorty, ’twas none. 

The little man stood there a moment,
Now ‘tall’, unsmiling but calm;
“ ’Tis often this way! ”
I heard him say,
Then left, with that girl on his arm. 

Many years have passed us by now,
Yet most can’t forget his disguise;
In card games we play,
Recalling that day,
When hearts made the difference in size. 

And I will remember him always,
I’ll remember the lesson he gave;
When we meet you can bet,
That I don’t forget,

To say: “Hi…Mister ‘Shorty’!”...or…“Dave!”


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